January 2011
Don't ever text me,
thefuckitsjudii:
•If you’re going to ask me for someones’ phone number. •If you’re always going to text me “I’m bored.” •If you’re not going to put any effort into the conversation. •If you’re going to text me with one word. •If you’re going to take forever to reply. •If you only text me if you need something. •FWDS & Chain Messages.
New Years Resolution:
hurtingkatie:
somehow become attractive.
Longcat is Long
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:
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My 2011 Resolutions.
o123lucyabc:
I’ll start to look on the brighter side of things.
I won’t take shit from anyone.
I won’t cry over another asshole.
I won’t hate myself because of my imperfections.
I’ll be more confident.
Bitches can gtfo.
I’ll surround myself with the ones who make me laugh.
I won’t slack off in school…maybe just a little.
I’ll appreciate my parents more.
I won’t get...
Do you know what's the real meaning "HELLO"?
ohsheena:
kimpoy06pao:
It is a name of a girl.
Yes! MARGARET HELLO.
SHE WAS THE GIRLFRIEND OF GRAHAMBELL WHO INVENTED THE TELEPHONE!
Amazing huh? :))
OH
I say I’m not pretty. Not because I’m looking for...
jeowwy:
♫ My Baby Pony My Baby Pony ♫
im gonna try to have 2000 posts before 2011.
98 more to go!
December 2010
The awkward moment when on the other side of the...
faroutinspace:
saranghaeobsession:
JAPAN IS IN THE FUTURE
That one track on your iPod that is seven times...
creeperwithamustache:
punchedthehighlightsoutofherhair:
this is why you go to itunes -> preferences -> playback -> and check “sound check” which says under it “automatically adjusts song playback volume to the same level”
derp derp
jonhelynlaantin asked: happy new year ! :)
Reblog If You're Ending 2010 Single.
This is pretty much going to be me later tonight.
11:50 PM
Oh my gosh, 2010 is almost over you guys..
11:55 PM
You guys I’m so excited.
11:58 PM
Omg, you guys I don’t think you understand, it’s gunna be an entirely new year.
11:59 PM
Hey look, everyone is already outside yelling.
12:00 AM
Wow omg yay Happy New Year everyone..
12:15 AM
Oh it’s 2011 now, right?
12:30
Yeah, goodnight.
I have a serious condition, it's called SWAGGER.
fuckyeahshawtymane:
imsuchabadass:
swag flu waddddduppp
jonhelynlaantin asked: happy new year ! :)
TUMBLRS HIGHLIGHTS OF THE YEAR.
-hogwarts:
resucitar:
- WE DISCOVERED TUMBLR.
- WHEN TUMBLR TURNED PURPLE.
- WHEN 4CHAN TRIED TO HACK TUMBLR,
- AND FAILED.
- THE ‘WHAT IS AIR’ INVASION ON OMEGLE.
- THE DAY TUMBLR CRASHED FOR 32 HOURS.
- WHEN TUMBLR CAME BACK
except i discovered tumblr in 2009 but ok.
I hate it when people take pictures of their face
and then put the comment as “ignore my face”. Bitch, how the fuck are we supposed to ignore your face if it’s the only thing in the damn picture.
life of a cat
sooshiimonster:
sofarsogreat9:
mshermionegranger:petergabrieltoo:
first they’re all cute and little like:
then they grow up and become acrobats like this:
and go to nightclubs like crazy sluts:
then they grow up and realize they need jobs
they slowly grow old and crippled
sometimes insane
then turn into ghosts
and go to nightclubs like crazy sluts
like crazy sluts
...
When someone asks me, "How's your love life?"
indieweekend:
seeingwithears:
When total strangers are taking pictures in...
I am dying right now you have no idea
salutations.
omg
i’m crying oh lord
salutations omg the tears
i have way too many examples of this that have been posted on facebook xD
omg
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SALUTATIONS.
i’m crying. oh my lord. hahahahhaa
vntx3:
MY BABY PONY, MY BABY PONY, HHAHAHA <3
I do not want to go back to school, next week
What happens when you get yelled at for being on...
madeofmemories:
whenusmile-:
You’re just sitting there like:
And they’re like “you have one more minute”. Of course you’re all:
Then when they leave the room you’re like:
BITCH I AIN’T GETTIN OFF.
I can't wait for 2011!!!
When I go out, I wish someone I don't know would...
dietkiller:
alyaae:
And I’d be like
I sometimes wish that but then it would be awkward.
School is awesome.
seeingwithears:
smartidiot:
Except for the people who scream in the hallways and you just want to be like
And the people who walk in the hallway too slow, you’re like
And then the girls and boys who think they’re everything, you’re all like
And then some bitch talks shit about you, and you’re all like
And the teachers are boring, well, let’s not even go there.
Plus, why do we even...
White people talk to their parents crazy..
peanutbutterspam:
My friends are like “shut up bitch”:
Im sitting there like:
Im expecting their parents to be like to be like:
But they sit there like:
Then all embarrassed and shit and they leave:
Then im like:
I dont wish I could do that shit:
That awkward moment when people think your guy...
teenbookworm:
WELL THIS HAPPENS TO ME A LOT.
merving:
That awkward moment when Chris Brown see’s a hot girl and says “I’d hit that”
Google's theme for today is SOOPER COOL :)
jeowwy:
♫ My Baby Pony My Baby Pony ♫